Hello : )
I’ve been LOLing all day at http://www.darkroastedblend.com/2007/01/category-funny-pics.html.
Its sooo funneh : D I also went through a whole packet of Wrigleys today. Yup. Im well on my way to recovery. So today i was like todally B0REDED. And i had to stay home, cuz dad was full rage the other day and said i cant go out for the rest of the holidays (2 days) ==. So today i decided to do some homework. I know, im such an angel, right?
Wrong. i got like 7 questions done for that science thing. SIGH. Does anyone know the definition of a ‘field’? And can anyone ‘Explain why a Van De Graff generator makes a person’s hair stand on an end, and why it is even more dramatic if the person stands on a rubber mat’? Or explain why ‘A spark is more likely to jump to your finger than your…’ OHFUCKTHIS. Can anyone just email me their ‘Static Electricity’ sheet answers? : ) tankyouvellymuch.
Then i read Encyclopedia Drammatica articles cuz they also make me LOL, then i bebo surfed a bit, while MSNing and, OMG what have i become?== I always thought people who spend 5+ hours a day on the computer were socially retarded IRL but here i am, online for practically the whole day… I did ONE good thing!! I had D&M time with R. *proud* It was good. we bonded. and it was very thereputic. For both of us. : D
Anyways, in Encyclopedis Drammatica, i read this article about Pedo baiting, which sounded really fun : D What you do, is go into a chatroom with your user name as…sexy_13 or cutie_butterflies_13 or whatevs just make sure you make a reference to the fact that your extremely underage, then wait for a pedo to start chatting to you, or asking for cyber, or a naked pic, or fone sex or whatever, then you paste in THIS :
NOTICE TO PARTICIPANT: The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP adresses of the participants due to violation of United States federal law. VIOLATION: Solicitation of a minor. IMPORTANT: If you believe this chat to be logged in error, please state your reasons to the F.B.I. Monitoring agent observing this chat and quote reference number 3744956127. failure to do so within the next 2 minutes will result in your IP address being entered in our criminal database and prosecution. Your IP address has been recorded by the Child Internet Service protection Agency. Please wait while ref code 3744956127 is entered into the database.
Then those 50 yo boners will undoubtedly wilt in bout a second, and those sick, sick assholes will be either not believe you are the FBI, or be totally scared shitless. In both cases you should act in a very federal police-y manner, and convince them that their house is currently surrounded by federal police agents and if they try to avoid arrest or run, will be persecuted. Then just LOL at them pathetically begging you to reconsider, that it was an accident, that they have families blahblahblahblahblah. : L VEEERRRY LOLable.
So, anyways. yeah. That was MY day : )
I better attempt some of this science shat again.
And JN, patience is a virtue, if you know what i mean.; )
And Ms L, time to say bye : (
lOvE,
MEEEEEE
