Half a block of lindt later…

Okay….So. I had that shower…and that hot chocolate..annd more chocolate. And I’m good. So, When I say ‘nobody’ I’m not refering to an individual. If i have to name everybody that make up the ‘nobody’ in my previous post, It would be a very long list. : )

Wow. Im looking outside my window right now, and as corny as it dounds, i love cityscapes at night. Its all black..with hundreds of little lights of skyscrapers glittering and the moon hanging in the sky…and the occasional blinking of planes, and the stars everywhere…and almost like a dome of light over the City area… I know its light pollution, and that its a bad thing but its so beautiful.

One thing I like about my new home. The roof. 9 floors up. You can see all around you. the skys just totally open above you. Its so…whats the word for unclaustrophobic? Well, whatever that word is, its that.

yawn. Actually i havnt studied at all for jap test tomorrow. But im confident I’ll do well. I have my ways. But really, I wish I did study…. Hmm. only 10:29.Its not too late. I might just open that textbook now..

Okay. Jap time. Toodles.

Xx

mwa.

DIEDIEDIEDIEEE

Hello boys and girls,

Life can be cruel, agreed. God made good people. Good people like…Jesus. He also made bitches. Like me. Then, he made FLATCHESTEDCOCKSUCKINGHORSERAPINGDICKMUCHINGASSWIPINGCUMDRINKINGATTENTIONWHORINGSOCIALCLIMBINGWANNABE-ING people. Who knows why. He just did. And it is a known fact that there is at least one FLATCHESTEDCOCKSUCKINGHORSERAPINGDICKMUCHINGASSWIPINGCUMDRINKINGATTENTIONWHORINGSOCIALCLIMBINGWANNABE-ING person per grade, per school.  So, these people… How to explain… These people are really, just total nobodies that want to be a somebody so decide to use any means to become popular or liked. Most of these people have a serious mental disorder, like Paranoia, Munchausin, Retardation, or Ugliness. This is one of the reasons they are a nobody in the first place.

Now, these people usually have a role model they look up to, or more appropriately, a stalkee. The stalkee is usually very popular, rich, has a BF, and sometimes quite pretty. The stalker documents it’s stalkee’s every move. How they talk, What they do, Where they sit during lunch, What they eat, and sometimes even memorises their classes to occasionally walk past it and peer inside the window to look at what pencilcase they have. The Stalkee usually has no idea of whats going on. NOTE: If you are very popular, rich, have a BF, and maybe pretty, and have noticed a suspicious no one near you constantly with a notebook, YOU MAY BE A STALKEE. Tell all your cousins to gangbash ‘em, then change schools immediately.

When a nobody has collected enough information about it’s stalkee, it comes in for the attack. To most people, A nobody looks like a normal student, as they can disguise their Nobody-ness extremely well. The nobody becomes friends with its stalkee and before you know it, it is part of the stalkee’s group. A stalkee can be very swift and natural and they are hard to detect in their natural habitat. Then the nobody uses it’s stalkee’s popularness to make itself popular. A nobody is usually only noticed when its too late: when it has a firm social status. The stalkee usually doesnt notice either, as they always think the extra attention given to them by the nobody is one deserved.  How a nobody is detected is usually by its now so called ‘friends’ These ‘friends’ include the former Stalkee, The stalkee’s BF, The stalkee’s friends, The stalkee’s BF’s Friends. These ‘Friends’ of the nobody start realising that their ‘friend’ is really really annoying, and overdramatic all the time. They also notice that before the nobody was their ‘friend’, they didnt even know it existed. Also, once a Nobody reaches it’s goal, it starts to act slutty, follow trends, talk about how fat they are, and believe that they’re now the same rank as it’s former stalkee. This behavior is easily noticable as it pisses off most people.

So anyway, kids. The moral of this very true report, is that NOBODIES EXIST. And to all the nobodies out there, STOP BEING A FAGGOT. Seriously. Its ANNOYING. YOU PISS EVERYONE OFF. JUST BE YOUR FUCKING SELF. People like you anyway. And the only way to cure your mental illness is willpower. So STOP being paranoid, or munchaused, or retarded or ugly and just be yourself. It’s less hard work for everyone around you. STOP trying to be a GODDAMN social climber. This isnt the life of Gossip Girl as much as even I wish i was born on a trust fund, in a NY apartment. JUST LOOK AT YOURSELF in the mirror. At that pointless eyeshadow and blush and that greasy as hell hair, and those high heels, and that baby prostitute lipgloss, and those too-tight skinny jeans. YOU SUCK. GO DRINK CUM.

Orite. Thats my rant for today. I think i just might study for that jap test now. After a hot shower and a chilli hot chocolate with whipped cream.

Eheu, I mean. Oya Oya.

Oyasuminasai. Ta lads and lassies.

xx

Me.

ADDICT

I have a problem.

I think Im addicted…=/

NO, not pr0n, the computer. I’ve fallen into this saad, SAADD routine of school, computer, dinner, sleep. T_T

This is my basic school day.

7:00  wake up, get ready for school, mastrubate.

7:20-7:30  leave for school, if cash available, buy croissant or bacon&cheese roll on way

4:15-4:30  get home, turn computer on.

4:30-7:00  MSN, Bebo, Neatorama, pr0n, Blog.

7:00-7:15  Dinner : D

7:15-8:00 MSN, Bebo, Neatorama, pr0n, Blog.

8:00-8:30 Shower, unpack/repack bag : ), Other random stuff, homework if necessary.

8:30-10:30  MSN, Bebo, Neatorama, pr0n, Blog.

10:30 -11:00  Hot chocolate, PJs, TV, Turn electric blanket on, Brush Teeth, find a book to read.

11:00- 11:30  In bed, reading

11:30 – 1:00 Lieing in bed. Trying to sleep.

 

I know, I have issues with sleeping =/ AND am on the computer for too long.. But I’m improving : )!!!

Today i studied for Jap Test on friday until.. like.. 6:00. Then made hot chips and went online and am writing this thing. I’m proud. I studied. : D

I really dont know why. But i cant sleep. I’m still scared of the dark a bit =/ I’m not embarassed. I get scared when Im lying in the dark and everythings all silent. Its creepy. The shadows in my room look like stuff out of horror movies. I get freaked out that heap of towel on the floor’s gunna turn into a ‘grudge-like creature and crawl on top of me and kill me. And the occasional distant screaming of someone getting raped in a nearby alleyway is also creepy. I just dont liek the dark when Im all alone in my room, trying to sleep. And I just generally have sleep issues. I can go to bed at 9, but Ill still fall asleep at past midnight. And it sucks. Cuz im constantly told i look zombie in mornings.– No matter how much stuff i pile onto my face. And I cant wake up either == which sucks. Cuz i always forget to pack lunch. Which also sucks cuz then i have to spend money and buy food at canteen. Which sucks more cuz the canteen food are overprived and taste like shit and that also means another weekly lecture from my dad on the importance of money. And being questioned on why i spend so much money. And me trying to convince him that lunch costs $10 a day. And all this, cuz I cant sleep. =/ sigh.

snort. I’ll live.

Okay so. Back to business.

Does anyone know whats going on with JDJ &Co.? Really, it sounded like something big but no one will spill. =/ Oh, that reminds me. TOMCONNOLYISADICKWAD. : ) There there, AH. All for the best. TOMCONNOLYISADICKWAD. We’ll gangbash him for you hun. TOMCONNOLYISADICKWAD. oh, and TC is a dickwad.
Hm… you know hwat else I’m addicted to?

Subway cookies. And those Wasabi Coated green peas. And Red Rock Deli Lime and cracked pepper. And lindt with chilli. yummo.

Also girls, Maths test tomorrow. SNORTTT. Just a reminder from your AWESOME, RESPONSIBLE src. ; )

Sigh, you love me.

xx

me.

MS

! @)($*(!@^$!()+JEIWOYEHD&^@*)($*!_

Okay.

kindly visit http://shadowms.myminicity.com/

Its tops.

And also, http://z9.invisionfree.com/ShadowMS/index.php?showforum=33
and Vote for Shadow MS!!! : D

I personally dont play, but cmon people. Just do it. For me. Your beloved.

;)

(8 ) Remembering Sunday by All time Low.

really good. A bit pete murryish. : D

Have you seen this girl?

Shes been running through my dreams

and its driving me crazy it seems

im gunna ask her to marry me

LOL corny i know, : P but I love it. It goes good with that ‘A Love Story’ vid fron a few posts back. Really, I’m not into this ‘true love’, ‘forever<33333333′, Making out in the rain, A hundred roses on doorsteps, Giant bears on valentines, and general cornyness, thats JN’s territory. JKLOLS. but really. Despite the name ‘A Love Story’ is heaps good. Go watch it.

http://www.carloslascano.com/carloslascano/vid_ashortlovestory.html

Okay Anyways, read my other post from today. I know its password protected : ) Ask me, or anyone you think might know the password for it. And those people who already know the pw, dont give it to people you think you shouldnt : )

Ta babes.

xx

me

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A love story

http://www.carloslascano.com/carloslascano/vid_ashortlovestory.html

OMG

ITS SO BEAUTIFUL

The best Stop Motion ive seen ever. I love the music And its so beautiful… goes for bout 3 minutes. WATCH IT!!!! ITS AWESOME.

WINTERRR

So were at the peak of winter. Had the coldest day on record just last week. Kinda missing the sun and warmth and wearing shorts. But its all good!! winters tops too! (Y) Everyone should start wearing long sleeved shirts. Cuz thats what the cool kids wear. Really. A crisp long sleeved shirt, with the cuffs folded over Jumper sleeves. (Y) Stolen off NSG’s but HEY! SG just makes it 10 times sexier. Am I right? Am I right??

And really. Get a scarf. A good scarf. Not the heavy BROWN school ones. Black is always super. And wear it JK style people. Boyband FTW yeah!?

And right now im wanting a Tote CR bag.

OMGSHLYS.==

Today when i got off the train i dropped my bag, whoops. And some asshole is like ‘Aiiish, Shibal’ to me. And im like…WTF!?!?!?!?!?! So, i tailed him down the platform and just at the barriers i totally bashed into him and was like ‘OMG I’m SOO sorry, are you okay?’*innocent/sincere hace* And he start giving me massive dirties and swearing in korean, and I’m like *really loudly* ‘EXCUSE ME?!’ (so the guards can hear : D) then went ahead looking scared and sorry to make HIM look like the psycho asshole he is. : )

But really, its so satisfying to do that to people. The trick is, to make a scene in some public place where a guard or some official person is nearby. Then make it seem like your the victim and look really confused and upset and scared…and cry if you really want to, then to REALLY piss them off, when only they can see you flash em a smile or chuck em a death stare. : ) TOPS!

Right now Im loving cold war kids. Their songs are so…Wintery and bleak and…awesome. So suitable for now. I also love their lyrics. I recommend ‘God Make up Your Mind’ and ‘ We used to vacation’. ‘Church of Hot Addiction’ by Cobra Starship is also super. I had it stuck in my head for ages. ‘HAVE YOU HEARD OF MY RELIGION? ITS CALLED THE CHURCH OF HOT ADDICTION~ WHERE WE BELIEVE GOD IS LUST FOR EVERYTHINGGGG (8)” Uh. So good. : ) Also liking All Time Low. Kinda typical emoboybandish. But shrug.

Also, Max Brenner =DDDD. Its all cold, and windy and you walk into Max Brenner all shivering. And inside its all warm and cozy, and smells like melting chocolate…And you sit down, and take off your coat and scarf…And get warm while you wait for that Chocolate Pizza or one of their fifty types of hot chocolates that you ordered…Then take a sip of that Mexican Spicy Hot chocolate and feel the warmth spread through you…. : D *drool. Yeeep. I’m definately goint to paddington this weekend. Then theres Harry’s Cafe De Wheels. :L  ‘Ask for a hotdog with everything and extra cheese’ *Doubledrool. Its all hot, and spicy and Warm and yummy and . Its the best. See, what you do is, You go to Caps with a bunch of GFs, then after, you come down the escalator talking about how you look so horrible in all the photos, then you reach the bottom, and right on your left is Harry’s Cafe De Wheels =D

And I think in Winter you really get to appreciate that warm cozy feeling you get snuggled up in a blanket with a mug of Hot chocolate with maybe a chunk of lindt dark chocolate dropped in it and a pinch of nutmeg and cinnemon stirred in to it, topped with whipped cream and a marshmellow. Its all cinnemonny and nutmeggy and the whipped cream and marshmellow all melt in it…. Oh yum. And winter in a way is nice cuz its usually when your stuck at home in winter cuz its too cold to do anything else, that you discover a really awesome website, like http://www.thesartorialist.blogspot.com/ or read a really good novel. And in winter, you appreciate good food more 8D. Cuz homemade pumpkin soup with a little bit of sour cream in the middle sprinkled with chives is so good on a cold rainy day.

Im hungry now. Gunna make myself one of my special Hot chocolates. : )

Toodles!!

xx

mwa.

FORBIDDEN KINGDOMMM *GONG*

YAWNN

just woked up : D

Last night I watched…*asian accent* FOHBIDDEN KINGDOM!! And it was teh lulz. Maan i love Jackie Chan. Hes so old but so FUNNEHH!!! At the beggining hes this old man and he goes, he goes, ‘Oh, come on, I gib you awesum DVDs for relly sick price!’*again, with asian accent* Hes better then teh mudkipz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And Jet Li. Oh. Soooo SEEEAXY : D Him and Jackie Chan are fully PHWOACHARR!!1KUNGFU!!WHOAAAAAAARRRR KAPWA!!! CROUCHING TIGER PRAYING MANTIS CHINGCHONG HWACHA!! And the Monkey King and Jade warlord are fully like PHWOACHARR!!11KUNGFU!! WHOAAAAAAARRRR KAPWA!!! CROUCHING TIGER PRAYING MANTIS CHINGCHONG HWACHA!! and the Sparrow chick who refers to herself in third person and the white haired witch are full like PHWOACHARR!!11KUNGFU!! WHOAAAAAAARRRR KAPWA!!! WHIP!! JADE DART!!!CROUCHING TIGER PRAYING MANTIS CHINGCHONG HWACHA!! and the white boy with the stick and the Jade Warriors are full like PHWOACHARR!!11KUNGFU!! WHOAAAAAAARRRR KAPWA!!! CROUCHING TIGER PRAYING MANTIS CHINGCHONG HWACHA!!  And Everyones like PHWOACHARR!!11KUNGFU!! WHOAAAAAAARRRR KAPWA!!! CROUCHING TIGER PRAYING MANTIS CHINGCHONG HWACHA!! AND ITS SO AWESOMEE

: D

: D

: D

okayokay. awesome quotes.

-Lu is dying-

white boy: He needs wine. Its his elexir.

Monk: Very well. We shall send the walking monk.

Lu: Dont you have a running monk?

 

-Golden Sparrow and witch facing eachother for battle-

Que the threatening one liners.

Sparrow: She(refering to herself) should’ve killed you witch.

Witch: Not if i kill you first Bitch

oOooOooOOOOOOooOOohhhhH!!!!!

 

LULZZZZ~~~~~~xD

yeah.

anyways. Its really funny. Kinda lame. VEERY LOLable. Worth watching, hey. its got Jackie Chan in it!!!

 

xx

me

My Typical Saturday

Funny thing today… i nearly dropped my phone in the toilet : )

So, there I was, wearing my jeans with my phone in my back pocket, then i realised. Hey! i need to pee. So i go to the bathroom, close the door, blahblahblah and while I’m in the middle of pulling my pants down and leaning my butt over the seat, what do you know. My phone falls out. Then it was like slow motion. $800 dollars worth of metal flying though the air, landing on the seat, spinning…spinning…leaning sliightly towards the bowl…then leaning out….then leaning in…then leaning out for the last time before falling onto the  bathroom floor. Phew. Close call. A scratched phone is better than a wet phone right? : D

Yeah… that was the highlight to MY day. : )

Anyway, i also watched ‘Silent Hill’ today. It was pretty good. Awesome graphics. The monsters in it were uber cool too. Its about… This little girl, who has problems..and has nightmares and sleepwalks…and in her dreams she always talks about the town silent hill So one day her mum takes her to silent hill to try and find out why her adopted kid is dreaming about it. SO theyre at silent hill, an abandoned town and its abandoned cuz of the big fire 30 years ago, then suprise suprise. her daughter disappears.  So the mum is going through the town, looking for her little girl, but theres these monsters that come out and try to kill you every now and then.

And then the mum bumps into some sorta wierd cult thats living in the deserted town full of monsters. And the leader is a total mofucking bitch who looks like a creepy professor Mcgonagall and she convinces the cult that the mum and the female police officer (who looks really lesbian) HELPING the mum are witches and that they should be burned at the stake. And that eventually happens to the police officer but not the mum.

OOH!! And then theres this scene where a monster grabs hold of this woman by the throat then rips off all her clothes in like one swipe. I dont know how. He just grabbed at her front and pulled and it just came off. SO shes totally naked, then he grabs her chest and pulls, and all her skin just yanks off like her clothes. Thats convenient skinning..o.o

So then the mum is like going through this abandoned hospital, looking for the ‘demon’ DUNDUNDUNNNN to see if IT knows where her kid is. And she has to go through a corridor filled with an army of faceless zombie nurses. Which is kinda kinky, cuz theyre all in those teensy weensy ultra short nurse uniforms and heels and some even have those little hats.

 

+cleavage.

Okay. So the mum meets Alissa aka. The demon, aka. creator of all that is evil in silent hill aka a little girl who looks EXXACTLY like her daughter, Sharon. And it turns out Alissa is like.. Sharon’s concentrated evil. Or rather, Sharon is Alissa’s concentrated goodness? that bit is a tad confusing. But anyway, Alissa was burned alive 30 years ago for no apparent reason and her hatred and stuff is creating monsters that kill everyone. Yaaaay!!! So The mum goes ahead and agrees to help Alissa get revenge at the cult.

So the whole cult is gathered in this church. And then The mum walks in, accusing the leader person of killing Alissa, and lieing to the cult blahblahblah, then she gets stabbed, then her wound heals, then out of the ground Alissa with horrible burn wounds in a hospital bed along with a hundred or so of tentacle like barbed wire. Then the barbed wire start decapitating everyone blahblahblah, THen it gets hold of the leader person’s arms then her legs, then like 50 of the barbed wire goes up her dress, and then theres all this blood coming out. And shes like moaning/screaming. I mean, getting raped by FUCKING BARBED WIRE cant be that great right? Then the wires like shoot out of her chest, spraying more blood everywhere then shes ripped in half vertically and hurrayy!!! shes dead. After that it isnt that great. Just a total bloodfest of 5000 self controlling barbed wire vs. 200 or so terrified cult members being ripped into pieces.

 

Then the mum and sharon walk out and go home.

The thing is. 

Silent hill was based on a video game. Which some japanese guy obsessed with erotic gore and tentacle rape was involved with. And i find it funny that they managed to incorporate tentacle rape into the movie == cept instead of tentacles…it was..barbed…wire.?

Those crazy japanese people and octupus fantasies…o.0

 

Anyway, go watch silent hill. I think ill have dinner now.

xx

me.